Aging Birthday Cards

Adulthood: Straight From "Young And Reckless" To "Constantly Tired And Annoyed"

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I Don't Understand People Who Have To "Get Ready For Bed" I Am Always Ready For Bed

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Sadly, We Are No Longer Young Enough To Know Everything

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I Have Worked Out What I Want To Be When I Am Older: Younger...I Want To Be Younger

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People Our Age Are So Much Older Than Us

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When I Am Old It Is Highly Likely I Will Be Someone Who Randomly Bites People

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Middle Age... A Time When A Woman's Hair Turns From Grey To Brown!

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I Will Never Be Over The Hill...I Am Too Lazy To Climb It!

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You Know You Are Getting Older When You Get Out Of Bed Feeling You Have Chest Pains...Look Down And Realise You Are Standing On Your Nipples!

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She Found Her Own Way Of Coping With The Hot Flushes!

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You Are Now Old And Wise Like Yoda Birthday Happy Wise One

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I Want To Grow Old And Grey With You

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Another Year Wiser

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You're Not Old...You're Vintage!

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Happy Birthday To Someone Old Enough To Remember The Hardships Of Life Before Google

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"You Must Be Getting Old! You're More Interested In That Bottle Of Wine Than The Waitress"

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Age Is a Question Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind It Doesn't Matter

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They Tell Me That You'll Lose Your Mind When You Grow Older. What They Don't Say Is That You Won't Miss It Very Much

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After A Certain Age every Birthday Is A Triumph

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The Secret To Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development

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It's Not The Years In The Life, It's The Life In The Years

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I Was Wise Enough To Never Grow Up, While Fooling Other People Into Believing That I Had

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I See You Haven't Gotten A Bit Older

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Growing Old, It's Not Nice But It's Interesting

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Another Birthday?

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The Great Thing About Getting Old Is That Is That You Don't Lose All The Other Ages You Have Been

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Happy Birthday (Let's Drink 'Til We Forget Your Age!)

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The Three Stages Of Man. Know It All. Say It All. Sod It all

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Let's Not Age- Let's Just Marinate

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At Your Age, People Expect You To Be Mature, Wise & Sensible. Disillusion Them.

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You Are Not Getting Older, You Are Growing More Valuable

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We Might Be Older, But Nobody Said We Were Wiser

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For A Man At The Peak Of Early Late Middle Age, You Look Fantastic!

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Growing Up Is Hard Enough Without Having To Act It!

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Both You & The Wine Improve With Age And The More You Age, The More We Love You

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Older, Wiser... Sexier

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The Older We Get... The More Bits Of Us Travel South

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We Get Hotter... With Age

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You're Never Too Old... To Do Silly Things- Yeeha

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We're Not Getting Old... We Just Need Re-Potting

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Who Says We Have To Grow Old... Not Us!

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Live Life & Forget Your Age!

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Here's To Another Year With Hair! Happy Birthday!

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Growing Old

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Middle Age

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Happy Birthday Growing Old Is Optional

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Happy Birthday Never Too Old To Lick Out The Icing Bowl!

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Happy Birthday Never Too Old To Enjoy Jumping On Bubble-Wrap!

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Happy Birthday Never Too Old To Enjoy Jumping On Bubble-Wrap!

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Happy Birthday Never Too Old To Roll Down A Hill!

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You're The Man. The Old Man But Still, The Man!

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Age Is Just A Number

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Thank You For Always Being Older Than Me

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Happy Birthday Old Bean!

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Like Fine Wine And Cheese. You Only Get Better With Age.

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You Get Better & Better With Age

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We Remembered Your Birthday! We Also Remembered Your Age But We Won't Talk About That...

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Happy Birthday Old Bean

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A Birthday You'll Probably Forget

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The Older They Got The More Problems They Had With Their Joints

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Happy Birthday You Magnificient Old Bastard

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While She Could Still Party Like A Total Legend It Would Appear She Couldn't Quite Recover Like One

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The Grey Hair He Could Cope With. It Was The Saggy Balls That Really Got To Him

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At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart

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You Only Get Older Because You Keep Having Birthdays!

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We're Not Over The Hill, We're Only Half Way Up It.

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A Birthday's No Excuse To Get Any Older

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It's Time To Start Hitching Your Trousers Up Above Your Waist

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Age Doesn't Matter Unless Your A Cheese

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You've Still Got It

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You're The Man The Old Man But Still The Man

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You're Never Too Old To Throw On Some Leopard Skin And Be Bloody Fabulous

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Your Never Too Old To Try Something Stupid

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I Don't Know How I've Done It But I've Turned 28 Again

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Still Got It

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The Older I Get The Earlier It Gets Late

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You Are Smart You Are Fabulous You Are Old

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Women Don't Grow Old. They Just Become More Important

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To Stay Young, Eat Slowly And Lie About Your Age

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Still Hot, But It Comes In Flushes Now

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Old Enough To Start Misbehaving

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I'm Pushing Middle Age. That's Quite Enough Exercise For Me

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Aged to Perfection (Despite Your Best Efforts)

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Age Doesn't Matter When You Have Style

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You've Still Got It It's Just Slower And Needs Ibuprofen

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You're Never Too Old To Throw On Some Lyrca And Be Magnificent

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You're Never Too Old To Throw On Some Lycra And Be Fabulous

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We're Getting Too Old For This Shit

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One Day You're Young And Trendy The Next You're Impressed...

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Listen To Your Body On Your Birthday You're Old And You Want Cake

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Born To Be Wild Until About 9pm

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Never Grow Up Drink Champagne On A Space Hopper

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One Day You're Young And Trendy The Next You're Getting Excited...

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You Don't Look A Day Over 21 From A Distance

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Age Gets Better With Wine

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Aged To Perfection

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Birthday Greetings Old Timer

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Oh Dear, Another Year

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