Deadpan Cards

If you cannot say something nice, say something factually accurate. We love this range because it is different and it will appeal to many of you... Cards that tell the truth! Titles include 'Happy Birthday', 'New Baby' & Age Birthday Cards.

I Am Interested In A Brief Sexual Relationship

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40 Life Actually Began At Birth.

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70 Remember When We Used To Have Fun? Didn't Think So.

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30 Please Buy Trousers That Fit Now

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21 If You Were A Dog, You'd Be Dead

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I Lkie Yuor New Gslsaes

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You Are Of At Least Average Intelligence

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I've Still Done More Stuff For You

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You Have Created Another Consumer Of Goods & Services

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You Gave Birth To Me

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You Have Bought The Only Home You Could Afford.

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You're The Best Friend I Haven't Alienated

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70 It Was Fun While It Lasted.

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60 Start Filling Your House With Cats

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You Are 40 And You Look It.

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21 When Are You Moving Out Again?

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