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21 If You Were A Dog, You'd Be Dead

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21 When Are You Moving Out Again?

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30 Please Buy Trousers That Fit Now

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30 Your Best Days Are Now Behind You.

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40 Life Actually Began At Birth.

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40 Time To Reflect On How Little You've Really Achieved.

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60 Start Filling Your House With Cats

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70 It Was Fun While It Lasted.

€3.99

70 Remember When We Used To Have Fun? Didn't Think So.

€3.99

Cancel Everything

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Congratulations On Finally Dumping That Loser.

€3.99

Happy Menopause

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I Acknowledge Your Mild Illness Or Injury.

€3.99

I Am Interested In A Brief Sexual Relationship

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I Lkie Yuor New Gslsaes

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I've Still Done More Stuff For You

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Remarkably We Are Still Together

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This Card Has Not Made You Feel Better But Makes Me Feel Better.

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You Appear On My Birth Certificate.

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You Are 40 And You Look It.

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You Are Of At Least Average Intelligence

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You Gave Birth To Me

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You Have Bought The Only Home You Could Afford.

€3.99

You Have Created Another Consumer Of Goods & Services

€3.99

You Have Done Or Said Somewhat Beneficial To Me.

€3.99

You Have Performed Moderately Well.

€3.99

You Have Successfully Given Birth To A Human Child.

€3.99

You Made Me Laugh Once.

€3.99

You're Beautiful. In Your Own Way

€3.99

You're The Best Friend I Haven't Alienated

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